NO MORE SEX

All right you guys. I'm going to come clean with everything right now, all of us guys are horndogs. We might give off the perception of not being horndogs, but that's just because we're trying to get into your pants. Surprised? You shouldn't be. I know somewhere deep down inside that cold, dark, icy heart of yours, you knew this was the truth. Us guys will do anything or say anything to get what we want from you; pussy, ham wallet, squish mitton, bitch wrinkle, oyster ditch, yippybog, vajuju, punani, whatever you want to call it.

I'd like to briefly explain that it's not our fault that God made us this way. But we love that shit. We can't live without it. The reason why we're so horny isn't because we're perverted or demented in any way, shape or form. it's because we have a; penis, dude piston, pork steeple, quiver bone, or whatever you want to call the magical wand of life.

The whole point of me talking to you guys about this is that I'm going to be issuing myself a challenge. I'm going to not masturbate, fornicate, fuck, slam, smash, dip the anchor into the ocean, until I find someone I love. That means, by the time that I do find someone that I love, I will either

A) Have completely lowered my standards to the point where I could love a small feline,
B) Find a cute puppy in the street and have my way with it,
C) Actually find someone that I love and care about who I can share something sacred with.

Now I know this might sound like nonsensical rambling to most of you, but I thought long and hard about this (no pun intended). I was originally going to do this for 40 days starting on December 31st and ending on my birthday, February 18th, but I decided, "FUCK THAT SHIT, I'M A G NIGGA, I DON'T NEED TO BUST A NUT."

I know this might not sound like a drastic step to any of you (prude) women out there, but this is a huge step for most men. It actually borders on masochism in the minds of most men and most guys would view it as off-the-wall CRAZY to do something like this, to go against the very nature of man himself, but i'm going to do it.

So I'm going to formally let you guys know that from now on to at least 40 days, I will not be masturbating/releasing sexual tension in anyway. So if I sound like a dick, it's because I need to find someone worth loving.

Cheerio~





EDIT

Oh yeah, btw you guys. I used to be one of those guys that believed sex was something important that two people share with one another and create some kind of spiritual/emotional bond that can never be broken. I USED TO believe in that, then for the past year and a half, I changed my beliefs because the woman I loved walked out on our relationship. After a year and a half of believing in what most people in my age group believe sex is, something fun to do/just an act, I've come to the conclusion that everyone in my age group is wrong. Anyone who thinks that sex is just meant for pleasure, is a really sad person and now it's time for me to be true to myself and my convictions once again, time for me to go back looking for The One, and time for me to do something important for my future.

Take care~