A Guy Secret

Alright everybody, this entry goes out to all the ladies out there. I'm going to have to talk to you about a couple of things. I know it may seem like guys care a lot about looks, but we really don't.

When we say we care about looks, it really just means that we want you to be in shape, but not so much in shape that you can beat us up or pick up heavier things than us.

That DOES NOT MEAN, that we care about make-up. As a matter of fact, guys could give a shit less about make-up. You know why? BECAUSE IT TASTES NASTY. Here's a hypothetical situation for you:

Guy: Hey baby, I haven't seen you all day! I missed you so much.
Girl: Oh I missed you too hunniebear! (even though I cheated on you today while you were at work)
Guy: *BIG FAT KISS ON THE CHEEK* WTF, THAT SHIT TASTES NASTY
Girl: But I wanted to look pretty for you...
Guy: I dream about YOU, not your make-up.

See what I mean?!!? Now i'm going to give you some examples of youtube videos that I would either kill the person making them or kill myself by watching them.


^--Damn girl, you sure can talk up a storm can't you? You just wasted 10 minutes of my life. During the duration of this video, I imagined pouring a bathtub full of this China Glaze nail polish bullshit and drowning you in it and for some reason, I think that would be a suitable death for you and that you wouldn't mind either.


^--Goddamn. I really want to poke your eyes out with one of those brush things.

But seriously though, girls that wear a lot of make-up are wearing their self-esteem on their face. Why do you think they call it make-up? Because you're trying to make-up (compensate) for something. That's really sad once you think about it, but SO TRUE.

Really though ladies, if you spent all the time that you spent on your make-up working out and getting into shape, then you wouldn't have anything to make up for. You wouldn't want to draw attention away from the rest of your body to your face and you would probably feel a lot better about yourself as a whole.

Ladies, us guys don't give a shit about your make-up. Throw on some eye liner and we think you're fucking gorgeous and any guy that does give a damn about what you look like with make-up on isn't worth your time and is probably a homo.

Ladies, why do you put on a face?


^--Get yourself one of these. :D

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^---damn straight.

^---BEAR SITS?!

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