This morning I had a dream. The Economies of the world all fell apart. There was massive starvation. Cities were covered with overgrowth. All of the old people and sickly were huddled into subways and underground tunnels to await their deaths. Travelling by car was virtually impossible, even if you could find gasoline. I decided I was going to go somewhere pretty far away to try to unlock the universe or some bullshit and some random chick wanted to come with me, it's not like I could tell her no, but it wasn't like I was going to take care of her.
We first traveled by freeways, which were deteriorated to a major extent and shaky at traveling at best. We traveled for about 50 miles on freeway at a VERY expensive cost and started traveling by train hopping. We maybe travelled for 400 or 500 miles by hopping trains across the country.
Eventually we reached a point where all the trains stop and a very thick area of trees had blocked all train lines in the middle of whatever country we were in. So we kept on our journey to where-ever by foot through the jungles/woods. We came upon a massive building that formerly could have been a university or something of the kind deep within the forest.
We eventually figured out that there were people who had lured us into the wooded area and that we had been fed false information our whole trip so that these people could kill us. There were about a dozen of them and they were very slick about what they were doing. Guns had long been over-expensive so they tried to kill us with a number of other things; knives, arrows, swords, etc.
I got hit with a couple of throwing knives and killed three of them. By this time, my companion, whoever she was, had killed two of them. Then two more came out and we were overly exhausted. You know what happened next? This is the kicker. Rambo jumped out of the trees and the whole world went black. The second that I woke up, Rambo killed the rest of the hunters.
I was so surprised by Rambo being in my dreams that I woke up and said, "WHATTHEFUCKRAMBO."
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I literally, laughed out loud, when I read this.
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